In The Line Of Duty
The Exam ManMay 24, 2024x
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In The Line Of Duty

This week we are exploring the many routes that people take before becoming exams officers. This week's guest, Hayley, an exams officer in a faith school in inner-city London, tells us all about her fascinating journey from police officer to running exams at her former school. She tells us about the transferable skills that help her every day, and why she loves her job- even though she didn't know what it actually involved when she was offered it!


John is forced to open up about his varied career before he got the exam bug, giving us insight into how he knew how to produce a podcast, and why he once had a stylist called Mercedes.....


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[00:00:21] Being an exams officer is so much more stressful than being a police officer

[00:00:25] You're kidding me

[00:00:26] I never used to lay awake at night stressing, have I done this? Have I done that?

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[00:00:36] Yeah, you're not allowed to shout in our school

[00:00:39] Not a shout, I like who the police are

[00:00:42] Music

[00:00:46] My get back stay away moments are done

[00:00:48] Music

[00:01:04] You've got more colour in your cheeks

[00:01:09] Yeah, I feel a bit more normal now

[00:01:11] I don't feel like I'm about to collapse at any minute

[00:01:14] Which is good

[00:01:16] So I have done, we've now done, I count things down in terms of what I call the big exams

[00:01:23] And those are the English maths and science GCSEs of which there are 13

[00:01:28] And we have now done six of the 13

[00:01:33] Got English language tomorrow morning

[00:01:35] So by the time I've done that we'll be more than halfway through the big exams

[00:01:39] You haven't been inspected though, have you?

[00:01:41] Haven't been inspected yet, no

[00:01:43] I've seen all people's posts about their inspections

[00:01:47] People very happy to have, like, and relieved to have done it

[00:01:51] And that sort of almost makes it a little bit worse

[00:01:54] I'm not going to lie because you just really want to get your stuff

[00:01:57] Marina who featured in one of our earlier episodes

[00:01:59] She had it on day two, was it?

[00:02:01] Her inspection, she was a bit gloating

[00:02:05] Was it really? That was all over for her quite early

[00:02:08] I mean the things that I have seen people say about their inspections

[00:02:11] have been generally quite positive actually

[00:02:13] And it seems like most of the inspectors that people have come across

[00:02:17] have come with a good positive support of attitude

[00:02:20] Which is good to hear

[00:02:21] So yeah, hopefully mine will follow a similar pattern when it comes

[00:02:34] So while we're on the subject of things being posted on the internet

[00:02:38] I just wanted to talk to you for a second about

[00:02:42] my favourite exams officer meme

[00:02:45] Because you wouldn't have thought necessarily that the exams office community

[00:02:49] would be one for posting memes

[00:02:52] But there is one that is very popular

[00:02:56] within the kind of exams officer Facebook community

[00:02:59] which I really personally enjoy

[00:03:02] Which is that people love to post

[00:03:04] Well, a couple of things actually

[00:03:05] People love to post pictures of their exam halls

[00:03:08] There's one thing

[00:03:09] Like, people are very proud of their exam halls

[00:03:11] Like, particularly an empty exam hall

[00:03:14] that's just got the desks in it all laid out

[00:03:16] with like papers on the desks

[00:03:18] Not papers so they shouldn't post that should they

[00:03:20] or desks all laid out, uniform

[00:03:22] And there's something very aesthetically pleasing about

[00:03:25] a well laid out exam hall

[00:03:27] One of the many reasons why I'm not in exams

[00:03:29] I just, yeah

[00:03:31] So people like to do that

[00:03:33] But my favourite one is

[00:03:35] there's a trend of exams officers

[00:03:38] posting pictures of their car

[00:03:41] being the only car in the car park

[00:03:44] At the beginning of the day

[00:03:47] and then again at the end of the day

[00:03:49] That's totally true with you, isn't it?

[00:03:51] So I've been getting into work at like 6.30 in the morning

[00:03:54] And then I often don't leave until 6 o'clock in the evening

[00:03:58] Literally as the school is closing

[00:04:00] So I'm there as it opens and as it closes

[00:04:03] And yeah, it's quite funny this thing

[00:04:06] People love to like just post a picture

[00:04:08] just to show that they're like the first person

[00:04:10] in and the last person out

[00:04:12] You should just don't let caretaker to you many

[00:04:14] roles along with the exams officer

[00:04:16] Well yeah, I think if I sometimes annoy the caretaker

[00:04:18] because I am literally there as he's opening

[00:04:20] the doors first thing in the morning

[00:04:24] And he's probably like

[00:04:26] he could probably do within an extra 10 minutes

[00:04:28] Because you often forget stuff

[00:04:30] and you have to ask him to open up

[00:04:32] after you've left work there

[00:04:34] So I've been there a few times

[00:04:36] Yeah, I am known for leaving things in my office

[00:04:38] and so I do regularly annoy the caretaker

[00:04:40] That might be why you're going to do that

[00:04:42] She's probably just annoyed with me generally

[00:04:50] So this week we are talking to Hailey

[00:04:52] who is one of the exams officers

[00:04:54] that we are following over the exam period

[00:04:57] This was a great chat that we had with her

[00:05:00] all about the things that she loves

[00:05:02] about her role

[00:05:04] what she's finding challenging

[00:05:06] going into the exam period

[00:05:08] but also we went off on a long tangent

[00:05:10] and we were about the very interesting route

[00:05:12] she took before becoming an exams officer

[00:05:16] Yeah, we weren't quite prepared

[00:05:18] for what she'd done before

[00:05:20] but it was really interesting

[00:05:22] to hear her talk about it

[00:05:24] And I really enjoyed this interview

[00:05:26] I think it was

[00:05:28] It's really nicely pitched for where we are

[00:05:30] now in the kind of exam season as well

[00:05:32] because

[00:05:34] I think we've all had a grueling couple of weeks

[00:05:36] but this

[00:05:38] interview with Hailey is just

[00:05:40] it's really positive

[00:05:42] it's really warm

[00:05:44] and I think it's good to

[00:05:46] remind ourselves that we're doing something

[00:05:48] that's really valuable

[00:05:50] really important at this stage

[00:05:52] and as hard as it may be

[00:05:54] that we are serving a genuinely

[00:05:56] important

[00:05:58] purpose

[00:06:00] Definitely, that definitely comes across

[00:06:02] to us that

[00:06:04] Hailey's also got lots of energy

[00:06:06] which I think really comes off

[00:06:08] which is good at this point isn't it

[00:06:10] I don't know how much energy she's got

[00:06:12] right now

[00:06:14] We'll have an update from her next week

[00:06:16] When we spoke to her a couple of weeks ago

[00:06:18] she had plenty of energy and I think it really comes through

[00:06:20] So I work

[00:06:28] in an inner London school

[00:06:30] we are a faith school

[00:06:32] we're not as big as probably

[00:06:34] where my children go to school

[00:06:36] there's only about 13

[00:06:38] about 1,300 students

[00:06:40] at our school so we're not massive

[00:06:42] We do offer GCSE

[00:06:44] and A level so we do have a 6th form as well

[00:06:48] We are a community

[00:06:50] school I think where

[00:06:52] we have not so many students

[00:06:54] we are able then to

[00:06:56] get to know students on a deeper level

[00:06:58] maybe so if they

[00:07:00] do have specific needs

[00:07:02] we are a lot more focused on

[00:07:04] each student individually

[00:07:06] and we know her by name

[00:07:08] which is lovely

[00:07:10] I've been there nearly 4 years

[00:07:12] I was listening to one of the ladies on a previous week

[00:07:14] who was also a Covid joiner

[00:07:16] so I am another Covid joiner

[00:07:18] I've been there 4 years

[00:07:20] but I actually went to this school

[00:07:22] as a student as well

[00:07:26] So that's quite nice

[00:07:28] It has been quite nice

[00:07:32] Presumably you had good enough experience

[00:07:34] at school there to want to go back

[00:07:36] I did, I had a really lovely

[00:07:38] childhood growing up in my school

[00:07:40] it was a happy place to be

[00:07:42] So I joined nearly 4 years ago

[00:07:44] I came in just after the first lockdown

[00:07:48] so I joined in the winter

[00:07:50] and I joined in the November time

[00:07:52] and then the next lockdown happened

[00:07:54] around Christmas time

[00:07:56] I had to quickly, really quickly

[00:07:58] learn my job

[00:08:00] before everyone went home

[00:08:02] so it was different

[00:08:06] Had you been an exams officer before

[00:08:08] or was this your first exams officer role?

[00:08:10] No, it was my first time

[00:08:12] family enough when I interviewed

[00:08:14] as well I didn't actually know

[00:08:16] what the job was that I was interviewing for

[00:08:18] so the head teacher

[00:08:20] at the time she found it

[00:08:22] hilarious that I'd interviewed for this job

[00:08:24] but I didn't actually know what it was

[00:08:26] I couldn't believe that it was a full time role

[00:08:28] I was really like, I was confused

[00:08:30] I was like how can this be a full time role

[00:08:32] but very quickly I learnt it is

[00:08:36] But yeah, I came in and obviously exams

[00:08:38] were cancelled and I was panicking

[00:08:40] that I wasn't going to be needed

[00:08:42] because there was no exams in that first year

[00:08:44] so that was a little bit of a panic

[00:08:46] but I was lucky

[00:08:48] because the guy who was

[00:08:50] the exams officer before me still worked with us

[00:08:52] he just changed roles

[00:08:54] he used to be data as well

[00:08:56] so luckily I had him still at school

[00:09:00] I always say if I wouldn't have had him there

[00:09:02] then I would have probably quit day 2

[00:09:04] because it's such a ridiculous job

[00:09:06] without that hand over

[00:09:08] it would have been impossible

[00:09:10] I take my hat off to anyone that does this job

[00:09:12] with that hand over

[00:09:14] So what were you doing before

[00:09:16] you became the exams officer?

[00:09:18] Before I came in as an exams officer

[00:09:20] for 15 years

[00:09:22] I worked in an inner London borough

[00:09:24] in the same place

[00:09:30] and I left there

[00:09:32] I had my children

[00:09:34] and I left there because I just realised

[00:09:36] that there was more to life than being in the police

[00:09:38] and I found it really quite hard as a parent

[00:09:40] my husband found it quite hard

[00:09:42] if I was going out and about at night

[00:09:44] or worrying that I wasn't going to come home

[00:09:46] so I made the decision

[00:09:48] to leave after 15 years

[00:09:50] and I

[00:09:52] started up my own business teaching

[00:09:54] mindfulness to children with anxiety

[00:09:56] when I was younger

[00:09:58] I suffered with anxiety myself

[00:10:00] so I felt like I needed to do something

[00:10:02] that was for me

[00:10:04] so I started my business

[00:10:06] I was doing that for 2 years

[00:10:08] and it was really successful but then Covid happened

[00:10:10] and all of my work

[00:10:12] in schools stopped

[00:10:14] because obviously I couldn't go into schools anymore

[00:10:16] my business completely dried up

[00:10:18] which was really sad

[00:10:20] so I still had a mortgage to pay

[00:10:22] and I still had children to feed

[00:10:24] I ended up

[00:10:26] seeing this job as an exams officer

[00:10:28] and I was like

[00:10:30] it can't be that bad, it would be fine

[00:10:32] and I rocked up to my interview

[00:10:34] like I said I didn't have a clue what the job was

[00:10:36] the head teacher laughed at me

[00:10:38] he gave me the job, I must have been impressed somehow

[00:10:40] because she gave me the job

[00:10:42] we did laugh to the day

[00:10:44] and I was interviewed as she gave it to me

[00:10:46] and I didn't know what the job was

[00:10:48] so that's basically it

[00:10:50] I've always stayed in the same sort of place

[00:10:52] my police career was really long

[00:10:54] and then obviously I worked for myself

[00:10:56] I thought I was going to find it quite hard

[00:10:58] to come back from working for myself

[00:11:00] to work

[00:11:02] in a full time school environment

[00:11:04] but I think the role of an exams officer

[00:11:06] was a really good bridge for me

[00:11:08] because I find that I'm

[00:11:10] stand alone, I can do what I need to do

[00:11:12] get on with it

[00:11:14] and I found that

[00:11:16] it was a very good step

[00:11:18] for me to come back into that sort of

[00:11:20] environment

[00:11:22] I'm so interested in your background

[00:11:24] that's really fascinating

[00:11:26] how helpful are the things

[00:11:28] you've done before, so being a police officer

[00:11:30] and then the work that you did

[00:11:32] with mindfulness, how have they helped you

[00:11:34] as they sound like

[00:11:36] things that would be quite useful

[00:11:38] as an exam officer

[00:11:40] I've always said that

[00:11:42] being an exams officer is so much more

[00:11:44] stressful than being a police officer

[00:11:46] you're kidding me

[00:11:48] I never used to lay awake at night

[00:11:50] stressing have I done this, have I done that

[00:11:52] I never had that feeling

[00:11:54] with the police, I could park it

[00:11:56] funnily enough and leave it at work

[00:11:58] but with exams

[00:12:00] you get that midnight wake up

[00:12:02] and you're like oh no, what happens

[00:12:04] if I haven't done this or did I forget to lock my secure room

[00:12:06] did I do it, I'm not sure

[00:12:08] so in terms of skill set

[00:12:10] the organisation and planning

[00:12:12] we're effectively project managers

[00:12:14] in what we do

[00:12:16] in that side and the logic

[00:12:18] and the following and order

[00:12:20] that's all very similar, it's transferable

[00:12:22] attention to detail I guess is something

[00:12:24] as a police officer you've got to be very careful

[00:12:26] having you follow the right steps

[00:12:28] that's it, paperwork

[00:12:30] paperwork has got to be

[00:12:32] on point

[00:12:34] also behaviour issues

[00:12:36] have you got a really good look

[00:12:38] I imagine

[00:12:40] sorry, yeah

[00:12:42] you're not allowed to shout in our school

[00:12:44] so not a shout, I like who the police are

[00:12:52] my get back stay away moments are done

[00:12:54] I can't do that no more

[00:12:56] it must be so tempting though to just tell

[00:12:58] all the children at the start the exam

[00:13:00] just so you know this is what my previous role was

[00:13:02] but you know what it's funny

[00:13:04] because somehow it gets back

[00:13:06] and I'm not one to shout about what I used to do

[00:13:08] so it does get back

[00:13:10] and they're like miss were you actually a police officer

[00:13:12] I was

[00:13:14] but yeah I don't know

[00:13:16] it's a funny one, it is a funny one

[00:13:18] and I haven't had like a

[00:13:20] straightforward career path

[00:13:22] I have, yeah it's different

[00:13:24] I think that's so interesting

[00:13:26] I guess no one comes out of

[00:13:28] school or university whatever

[00:13:30] and thinks oh I'm going to become an exams officer

[00:13:32] no one knows what it is

[00:13:34] I mean I didn't

[00:13:36] I'm like you I didn't know really

[00:13:38] what I was applying for

[00:13:40] what I was going for, I mean our circumstances

[00:13:42] were just different we moved to a different city

[00:13:44] and it was just like I'd been

[00:13:46] so we live in Brighton

[00:13:48] and I've been commuting to London for work

[00:13:50] and that is a nightmare journey for anyone who does it

[00:13:52] knows, yeah it's long

[00:13:54] I just got fed up so I was like I want to find a job

[00:13:56] locally and this I saw this job

[00:13:58] and I was like well I don't really know what that is

[00:14:00] and I think you can even tell me what interview

[00:14:02] you went for, you went for the interview

[00:14:04] I've just got this job

[00:14:06] I was so sure I wasn't going to get it

[00:14:08] because I didn't know anything about it

[00:14:10] and then like you I must have done something

[00:14:12] at the interview where they were like oh yeah

[00:14:14] we could see them doing this

[00:14:16] job and then when I started

[00:14:18] I was like shit

[00:14:20] exactly what do I do

[00:14:22] I felt the same

[00:14:24] like they gave me a paper

[00:14:26] task and I had to work at how to see

[00:14:28] the children in an exam room

[00:14:30] and what would I do with this and what would I do with that

[00:14:32] and I just sat in this room and I was like

[00:14:34] I don't know, I don't know what

[00:14:36] I'm going to do but yeah I don't know

[00:14:38] like I say I must have winged it somehow

[00:14:40] because they gave it to me

[00:14:42] and your business as well

[00:14:44] that must have some really interesting

[00:14:46] do you know what

[00:14:48] I love my mindfulness work

[00:14:50] I still practice it for myself

[00:14:52] it does help me

[00:14:54] and also like with our access arrangement rooms

[00:14:56] when you've got students coming out

[00:14:58] having a panic attack I find that does really

[00:15:00] help and they turn up at my door

[00:15:02] non-exam time and then I miss I'm having a panic attack

[00:15:04] I'm like okay fine we talked

[00:15:06] through it and then we go medical

[00:15:08] so you know it does come in handy

[00:15:10] my office is full of positive affirmations

[00:15:12] all over my walls

[00:15:14] so yeah so it does

[00:15:16] it does help I think that's one thing

[00:15:18] that a lot of people might not know about

[00:15:20] exams officers is the number of students

[00:15:22] that you'll see

[00:15:24] upset and anxious

[00:15:26] and things like that and you'll often be

[00:15:28] suddenly the person who

[00:15:30] is the only person with them

[00:15:32] to help them

[00:15:34] I mean that's true of invigilators as well

[00:15:36] isn't it like invigilators are often in

[00:15:38] that situation as well where

[00:15:40] students just having a complete

[00:15:42] panic attack

[00:15:44] so yeah to have those skills

[00:15:46] and to know some experience

[00:15:48] for that must be very very useful

[00:15:50] yeah no it is

[00:15:52] so my main access arrangements room

[00:15:54] like my smaller room is near enough opposite my office

[00:15:56] so during exam time

[00:15:58] if something does happen then yeah

[00:16:00] I'm literally there in a second

[00:16:02] do you feel that this is basically your job

[00:16:04] now for the rest of your career

[00:16:06] have you loved it this much

[00:16:08] I think it's the job that I've

[00:16:10] obviously with my mindfulness work

[00:16:12] I do love what I do with that

[00:16:14] but I do enjoy my exam

[00:16:16] work it's a weird

[00:16:18] situation because you feel stressed

[00:16:20] and anxious with it and then you get

[00:16:22] the build up and the adrenaline rush of it

[00:16:24] and yeah

[00:16:26] seeing it from like a start to an end

[00:16:28] I don't know

[00:16:30] I don't really know like what else at the moment

[00:16:32] I mean I'm also an assistant head of year

[00:16:34] so I have that on the side

[00:16:36] I'm an assistant head of year 10 at the moment

[00:16:38] so like 14-15 year old

[00:16:40] yeah so yeah

[00:16:42] so I have that as well so that sort of slots in

[00:16:44] quite nicely

[00:16:46] so last year I was the assistant

[00:16:48] head for year 11 so that was great

[00:16:50] because during that time we were completely

[00:16:52] in line yeah so

[00:16:54] like I will follow this year group up next

[00:16:56] year and so hopefully

[00:16:58] I'll be the same as I was with them last year

[00:17:00] so yeah it does help and it does work

[00:17:02] yeah does that

[00:17:04] is that an issue with workload to find that

[00:17:06] difficult to manage because that's quite a big job

[00:17:08] being an assistant head of year

[00:17:10] yeah it can be I mean I'm the only pastoral

[00:17:12] non-teaching staff

[00:17:14] member the rest of the

[00:17:16] assistant heads are all teachers as well

[00:17:18] so a lot of the time for my year

[00:17:20] they will turn up at my door because

[00:17:22] I am free

[00:17:24] as such in averted commerce

[00:17:26] I'm not teaching a lesson

[00:17:28] so yeah like obviously the work regarding

[00:17:30] attendance is massive for

[00:17:32] assistant head of year work so that takes a lot of

[00:17:34] time

[00:17:36] if a student turns up at medical from my year group

[00:17:38] that obviously takes time as well

[00:17:40] did you find like last year

[00:17:42] when you were assistant head of year 11

[00:17:44] how did you find the relationship

[00:17:46] with the students was that a big benefit

[00:17:48] to you when it came to running these exams

[00:17:50] can you just explain a bit about that

[00:17:52] yeah massively so like I think again

[00:17:54] because I don't teach

[00:17:56] I have to then learn there's probably

[00:17:58] well it's just over or just under 200 students

[00:18:00] in the year group and if I don't

[00:18:02] teach them I don't have that

[00:18:04] time that teachers do to learn them

[00:18:06] individually so learning their names

[00:18:08] and their needs so I

[00:18:10] do find it really hard but with last

[00:18:12] year we have mocks

[00:18:14] in January or we did have them in January

[00:18:16] so by then I knew

[00:18:18] exactly who the children were that were going to be

[00:18:20] in my smaller rooms I knew the ones I

[00:18:22] need to look out for I could put names to faces

[00:18:24] a lot more easier looking at timetables

[00:18:26] who's in which form group

[00:18:28] so it did really help so then

[00:18:30] by the time January was out the way

[00:18:32] I had a much better

[00:18:34] relationship with them because

[00:18:36] I was seeing them more

[00:18:38] they were coming to me a lot more

[00:18:40] and yes I last year

[00:18:42] I did find it a lot being

[00:18:44] an exam year group it does help

[00:18:46] yeah Hayley can you tell us

[00:18:48] what your sort of favourite aspects of

[00:18:50] the job what do you really enjoy doing

[00:18:52] as an exams officer

[00:18:54] the 4th Fair TAM get ups during exam season

[00:18:56] is definitely not one of them

[00:18:58] I live

[00:19:00] an hour away from work so I have to get a picture

[00:19:02] early

[00:19:04] that's bad I know yeah it's long

[00:19:06] but I think

[00:19:08] it's like I say maybe

[00:19:10] builds from where I've come from but the structure

[00:19:12] you know in September

[00:19:14] what you're going to do in September

[00:19:16] and then in December you know what you need to do

[00:19:18] so the structure of the exam year

[00:19:20] cycle as such

[00:19:22] it's quite comforting to know that you know

[00:19:24] once you get going you know what you're doing

[00:19:26] and you know what you should sort of be doing

[00:19:28] when you're doing it and in a way it makes the year

[00:19:30] go a bit quicker if you know what you're doing

[00:19:32] when you're doing it

[00:19:34] but I think it's the build up

[00:19:36] from the beginnings so like if it comes from

[00:19:38] like say with mock exams

[00:19:40] I'm responsible for building the timetable

[00:19:42] so the jigsaw puzzle

[00:19:44] of trying to build a mock timetable

[00:19:46] and then the satisfaction when you've done it

[00:19:48] and it works and you've got no clashes

[00:19:50] things like that are brilliant

[00:19:52] seeing the kids

[00:19:54] from like they come

[00:19:56] the first time obviously they come to me

[00:19:58] they're immature year 10 students

[00:20:00] and they leave you most of them

[00:20:02] as adults in year 13

[00:20:04] and they've watched them grow

[00:20:06] from these young people

[00:20:08] into adults

[00:20:10] that then can drive a car

[00:20:12] and they're going out and they're in their first legal drink

[00:20:14] because they're an adult to celebrate the end of their exams

[00:20:16] and you know it's just

[00:20:18] one of my I think my most

[00:20:20] unpopular opinions

[00:20:22] is that I think that students really grow

[00:20:24] by doing exams

[00:20:26] so like you watch them

[00:20:28] I've watched them through that like

[00:20:30] particularly like what we've got coming up now

[00:20:32] in the next week period

[00:20:34] and you see year 11 students

[00:20:36] some of whom you know may have been like

[00:20:38] you say like mucking about

[00:20:40] for a couple of years and all of a sudden

[00:20:42] you see them like turning to adults

[00:20:44] almost overnight

[00:20:46] it's quite remarkable

[00:20:48] it is, it's amazing

[00:20:50] and it's like you watch them

[00:20:52] and they turn up at your exam room

[00:20:54] as a 14 year old and their behaviour is not the best

[00:20:56] and then you iron out those creases

[00:20:58] and you get them to mocks in year 11

[00:21:00] and then you get to results day

[00:21:02] and you know what these kids need

[00:21:04] to get on to their next stage of life

[00:21:06] and you know that they need

[00:21:08] three B's to go to the university

[00:21:10] they want or whatever

[00:21:12] and you on the day before like release day

[00:21:14] and you see that they've got it

[00:21:16] and it's just such an amazing feeling

[00:21:18] to know you've been part of that

[00:21:20] you're part of their journey

[00:21:22] in a small way, like whatever way

[00:21:24] but you are part of it

[00:21:26] so yeah

[00:21:28] you know in that year you play

[00:21:30] particularly in year 11 and then in year 13

[00:21:32] again if you have a sixth form

[00:21:34] like you do play really

[00:21:36] a critical part isn't it

[00:21:38] so obviously the early starts

[00:21:40] aren't great, is there anything else

[00:21:42] that gets you go a little bit

[00:21:46] in terms of like least favourite things

[00:21:48] I suppose

[00:21:50] the sheer amount of information

[00:21:52] as exams officers we do have to remember

[00:21:54] and the worry of what happens

[00:21:56] if you get it wrong

[00:21:58] or you make a massive mistake

[00:22:00] like a massive financial problem to a school

[00:22:02] or detrimental to that students career

[00:22:04] going forward

[00:22:06] you know

[00:22:08] and as well a lot of the time

[00:22:10] like I say I was guilty of this

[00:22:12] I didn't know what the row entailed

[00:22:14] and there's so many people that work in a school

[00:22:16] that don't know the pressure that we're under

[00:22:18] and don't understand the job

[00:22:20] they say oh it's your busy time now

[00:22:22] it's always my busy time

[00:22:24] doing nothing for the rest of the year

[00:22:26] but you know that's a

[00:22:28] that's a peeve

[00:22:30] but I don't know and the fact that we're not

[00:22:32] maybe the fact that we're not paid

[00:22:34] to reflect our responsibility

[00:22:36] as well I think we would all probably agree

[00:22:38] with that

[00:22:42] I saw a post

[00:22:47] today on Facebook

[00:22:49] someone said that they had

[00:22:51] just taken the job on

[00:22:53] today

[00:22:55] what now

[00:22:57] we're back to the month

[00:22:59] so I was going to ask you

[00:23:01] Haley what like what your

[00:23:03] like kind of maybe top two or three

[00:23:05] bits of advice for a new exams

[00:23:07] officer might be

[00:23:09] maybe not one of this stage

[00:23:11] but like you know just generally

[00:23:13] yeah I mean I wish them

[00:23:15] the best of you honestly to take this job

[00:23:17] on now they deserve a medal

[00:23:19] honestly but I think

[00:23:21] if they've posted already obviously join

[00:23:23] our Facebook group for exams

[00:23:25] that's vital for any exam

[00:23:27] I think there's so many

[00:23:29] there's always so many things on there

[00:23:31] and there's always someone that will know the answer

[00:23:33] or that will point you in the right direction

[00:23:35] so definitely join that group

[00:23:37] the other thing that I found really helpful

[00:23:39] is that I attend a

[00:23:41] local networking event for exams

[00:23:43] officers in our borough

[00:23:45] and I find that does really help

[00:23:47] it's always good to find the people that do

[00:23:49] your job locally

[00:23:51] make those connections

[00:23:53] emails regularly

[00:23:55] do someone have say for example

[00:23:57] for speaking exams

[00:23:59] if you need a speaking examiner

[00:24:01] if someone cancels

[00:24:03] there's always things like that

[00:24:05] definitely invest in your exam screen

[00:24:07] as well John

[00:24:09] because exam screen has saved my life for exams

[00:24:11] I just like to point

[00:24:13] a plug for exam screen

[00:24:15] I'd like to point out that we did not

[00:24:17] pay Haley to say that

[00:24:19] no no honestly

[00:24:21] for the money that cost

[00:24:23] honestly it was the best 25 quid

[00:24:25] I could have told my school to buy

[00:24:27] 45 now

[00:24:29] oh 45

[00:24:31] still cheap though

[00:24:33] 45 even though

[00:24:35] 45 a month would be good

[00:24:37] no honestly exam screen

[00:24:39] when I had my

[00:24:41] jcq inspection last year

[00:24:43] they were very impressed with

[00:24:45] the exam screen so just to letting you know

[00:24:47] as well

[00:24:49] that's nice

[00:24:51] the other thing is just to make sure you stock up on

[00:24:53] good biscuits and snacks because during exam season

[00:24:55] you're not always going to get to sit down

[00:24:57] and eat

[00:24:59] but just always

[00:25:01] literally I see it as like my diet plan exam

[00:25:03] time because I think I move more

[00:25:05] and I eat less

[00:25:07] how many steps you do

[00:25:09] are you on Haley during exams

[00:25:11] do you reckon how many do you do

[00:25:13] bearing in mind I do no steps

[00:25:15] at other times

[00:25:17] I'm probably up to about

[00:25:19] 15,000 on an exam day

[00:25:21] which is nothing compared to people in

[00:25:23] the exam group that I've seen

[00:25:25] so then I worry I'm doing something wrong

[00:25:27] I never win

[00:25:29] that game of how many steps

[00:25:31] but I guess if you're an hour away from work

[00:25:33] do you drive to work

[00:25:35] I drive to work

[00:25:37] I beat the traffic

[00:25:39] so I know some people are walking to work

[00:25:41] or running to work

[00:25:43] can I just say that John drives to work

[00:25:45] 8 minute walk

[00:25:47] is it 8 minute 8 9 minute

[00:25:49] pass and run

[00:25:51] I always have these like

[00:25:53] noble intentions Haley to

[00:25:55] walk to work

[00:25:57] if I walk to work I could probably do

[00:25:59] 25,000 steps on an exam day

[00:26:01] but you've got to get in so early

[00:26:03] and it's like

[00:26:05] am I going to get up

[00:26:07] 20 minutes earlier

[00:26:09] so that I can walk to work

[00:26:11] or am I just going to try and have another 20 minutes

[00:26:13] so that I can

[00:26:15] just get a little bit more sleep on exam days

[00:26:17] it's not a competition for me

[00:26:19] like I'm driving every day

[00:26:21] yeah

[00:26:23] fire up

[00:26:32] hello

[00:26:34] we just said that's amazing

[00:26:36] honestly

[00:26:38] we've got absolutely plenty there

[00:26:40] is there anything else that you wanted to talk about at all

[00:26:44] no, I'm all good

[00:26:46] as long as you're happy

[00:26:48] that was brilliant

[00:26:50] the stuff about what you've done before

[00:26:52] and all that, so interesting

[00:26:54] yeah, and you're welcome

[00:26:56] yeah just it was brilliant

[00:27:02] aww

[00:27:08] so enjoyed speaking to Haley

[00:27:10] didn't you John?

[00:27:12] yeah it was a fantastic interview

[00:27:14] and it really got us thinking

[00:27:16] about in particular the stuff she said

[00:27:18] about what she'd done

[00:27:20] as an exam's officer

[00:27:22] yeah because quite a few people have mentioned interest

[00:27:24] in things that they've done just before

[00:27:26] it seems to be a job that people

[00:27:28] picked up after doing other things

[00:27:30] I mean like I was saying to her

[00:27:32] I don't think that it's something that you necessarily would think of doing

[00:27:34] but also both of you didn't even know what it was

[00:27:36] when you went for the job

[00:27:38] which I love

[00:27:40] it seems to be a job that a lot of people fall into

[00:27:42] sort of accidentally

[00:27:44] but interestingly as well

[00:27:46] we sort of did

[00:27:48] ask people to let us know

[00:27:50] if they'd done

[00:27:52] interesting or different things

[00:27:54] for some of the responses

[00:27:56] ride operator at Alton Towers

[00:27:58] was I think my personal favourite

[00:28:00] so that was the only shepherd used to be a ride

[00:28:02] operator at Alton Towers

[00:28:04] I really want to know about the transferable skills

[00:28:06] there

[00:28:08] yeah I don't know

[00:28:10] I've just been trying to work it out on my head

[00:28:12] brilliant, brilliant

[00:28:14] well things moving at a fast pace

[00:28:16] quite a lot of prison and police

[00:28:18] work

[00:28:20] the prison one

[00:28:22] so Bryony Stocks worked in a prison

[00:28:24] for 7.5 years

[00:28:26] that I imagine

[00:28:28] is good

[00:28:30] preparation

[00:28:32] and she worked in the exams

[00:28:34] in the prison to be sure

[00:28:36] which is something we've talked about before

[00:28:38] wondering how that works

[00:28:40] so maybe that's something

[00:28:42] we could pick up at some point

[00:28:44] Theresa Pryor

[00:28:46] also pointed out that she's got

[00:28:48] 3 ex-prison officers

[00:28:50] as invigilators

[00:28:52] that must be a walk in the park

[00:28:54] for the invigilators

[00:28:58] yeah some other really good ones

[00:29:00] Bethany Bonestate agent

[00:29:02] now a state agent

[00:29:04] Bethany didn't think that was a great one

[00:29:06] but she doesn't know how much we love

[00:29:08] estate agents

[00:29:10] it's totally my miscalculation

[00:29:12] I really regret it's not becoming a state agent

[00:29:14] I still think I'd be great

[00:29:16] it's mainly because we watch all those

[00:29:18] programs on Netflix

[00:29:20] I mean that means I've done a lot of research

[00:29:22] but yeah I think I'm good at spinning things

[00:29:24] which is the whole point

[00:29:30] there are some other great ones as well

[00:29:32] Jeanette Higgins

[00:29:34] cocktail waitress

[00:29:36] and Jeanette Higgins worked at Woolworths as well

[00:29:38] yeah that was a bit of an off style jet

[00:29:40] yeah yeah pick a mix

[00:29:42] and kitchen items

[00:29:46] so Kim Cherrington

[00:29:48] worked at another one who worked at a police

[00:29:50] police station

[00:29:52] now we get on to my favourite one

[00:29:58] I think we're going to have to maybe get Stephen Payne

[00:30:00] on the podcast because

[00:30:02] it's just so much to explain

[00:30:04] I need more info really

[00:30:06] so Stephen Payne

[00:30:08] has been a martial arts instructor

[00:30:10] a research chemist and this is key

[00:30:12] he played bass

[00:30:14] on Mike Oldfield's

[00:30:16] album Tubular Bells 2

[00:30:18] so he has played bass on a number one

[00:30:20] album

[00:30:22] which is pretty amazing

[00:30:24] and he also

[00:30:26] is the first man

[00:30:28] to cross the Alps on a space hopper

[00:30:30] so yeah

[00:30:32] which I immediately googled

[00:30:34] and yeah read about it

[00:30:36] yeah he's not lying

[00:30:38] I just couldn't believe that was even possible

[00:30:40] I've struggled to understand it

[00:30:42] but I need to hear more

[00:30:44] yeah so Stephen

[00:30:46] if you're listening and you want to come on the podcast

[00:30:48] and tell us about space hopper across the Alps

[00:30:50] Kevin Jackson also told that he was

[00:30:52] a taxi driver

[00:30:54] before being an exams officer

[00:30:56] which I thought was quite interesting

[00:31:00] yeah a couple of

[00:31:02] he's got a couple of

[00:31:04] interesting ones

[00:31:06] so he was a taxi driver

[00:31:08] but also I like this as well

[00:31:10] he says he was a current remover

[00:31:12] from a conveyor belt

[00:31:14] yeah that really quite specific

[00:31:16] now that's attention to detail

[00:31:18] and final one here

[00:31:20] Rebecca Kinan

[00:31:22] says that she ran pubs

[00:31:24] and clubs in the west midlands

[00:31:26] I can see the transferable skills

[00:31:28] there seem to be a lot of people who have done jobs

[00:31:30] where they have to deal with

[00:31:32] dangerous situations

[00:31:34] it goes from quite gentle

[00:31:36] customer service roles

[00:31:38] to the most extreme

[00:31:40] but I think often things where you have to be able

[00:31:42] to stay calm in the face of a storm

[00:31:44] and flappable in whatever is going to be thrown at you

[00:31:46] I guess it makes sense

[00:31:48] but yeah it's just been fascinating

[00:31:50] I mean I was like blown away

[00:31:52] by Hayley saying in that interview

[00:31:54] that she thought that

[00:31:56] being an exams officer was more stressful

[00:31:58] than being a police officer

[00:32:00] I mean that is just

[00:32:02] yeah I can't quite believe that

[00:32:04] but I don't doubt

[00:32:06] you should make everyone feel very proud

[00:32:08] as you go it's half to a better grade

[00:32:10] so before we end though

[00:32:12] John is not going to get away with

[00:32:14] talking about what you...

[00:32:16] because you've had many many different careers

[00:32:18] do you know what one of my

[00:32:20] in-vigilators

[00:32:22] the other day asked me

[00:32:24] what I did before as an exams officer

[00:32:26] and she was there then for about half an hour

[00:32:28] I explained all the various jobs I had done

[00:32:30] and it's funny because I've been

[00:32:32] obviously an exams officer for 12 years

[00:32:34] but in the sort of 10-11 years

[00:32:36] that preceded that I had so many different jobs

[00:32:40] I did all kinds of things

[00:32:42] when I first graduated

[00:32:44] I was a TA

[00:32:46] so learning support assistant for a couple of years

[00:32:48] in a secondary school in south London

[00:32:50] then I worked for the prison service

[00:32:52] which is what I met you

[00:32:54] you wouldn't admit

[00:32:56] I wasn't based in prisons

[00:32:58] I was based in the head office

[00:33:00] did you choose paint colours for prisons?

[00:33:02] no I didn't

[00:33:04] I've worked in energy management

[00:33:06] you did choose colours

[00:33:08] for prison walls

[00:33:10] no that was the person who said opposite me

[00:33:12] she was in charge of choosing

[00:33:14] calming colours for prison walls

[00:33:16] so that was a strange job

[00:33:18] but I did visit quite a lot of prisons during that time

[00:33:20] as well

[00:33:22] anyway John's done lots of different jobs

[00:33:24] the one that he's avoiding talking about

[00:33:26] is

[00:33:28] he was in a band

[00:33:30] at the same time that you were in the prison service

[00:33:32] actually when I met you

[00:33:34] because I met you at one of your gigs

[00:33:36] was a bass player

[00:33:38] I was much like Stephen Payne

[00:33:40] I've never played on a number one album

[00:33:42] but you were in a band called The Shakes

[00:33:46] there's fortunately

[00:33:48] John is quite pleased about that

[00:33:50] there's been lots of other bands called The Shakes since

[00:33:52] so you have to do a bit of digging online

[00:33:54] to find stuff now

[00:33:56] but you're in the top 40

[00:33:58] back is that still a thing?

[00:34:00] yeah well yeah we had one single

[00:34:02] that charted

[00:34:04] what was it? what did it come in as?

[00:34:06] I can't remember

[00:34:08] but anyway John is cringing

[00:34:10] but you had

[00:34:12] you had a record deal

[00:34:14] we played at the Reading Festival

[00:34:16] and my favourite John had a stylist

[00:34:18] called Mercedes

[00:34:20] who

[00:34:22] this is something of an exaggeration

[00:34:24] who would take you to top shop

[00:34:26] and

[00:34:28] choose all your clothes from Topman

[00:34:30] Arnox is great

[00:34:32] anyway

[00:34:34] so there we are

[00:34:36] so John was in a band for quite a while

[00:34:38] I was

[00:34:40] what were the transferable skills

[00:34:42] actually about

[00:34:44] interestingly

[00:34:46] so a few people have said to me

[00:34:48] who produces your podcast

[00:34:50] it sounds very professional

[00:34:52] produces your podcast

[00:34:54] I'm like well I produce the podcast

[00:34:56] and obviously

[00:34:58] because I was in a band

[00:35:00] for a while I know a little bit about

[00:35:02] recording

[00:35:04] but actually we were kind of

[00:35:06] pioneers of podcast

[00:35:08] so I had a podcast back in I think

[00:35:10] it was 2005

[00:35:12] 2006

[00:35:14] was it even called a podcast then?

[00:35:16] it was such a novel

[00:35:18] kind of

[00:35:20] media then

[00:35:22] I don't think many people were doing that

[00:35:24] it was stuff about what we were doing

[00:35:26] as a band

[00:35:28] bits of new songs

[00:35:30] it was quite fun

[00:35:32] I enjoyed it then

[00:35:34] was that for the record company?

[00:35:36] no we just did it

[00:35:38] but what I remember thinking

[00:35:40] at the time

[00:35:42] so this was about 2005-2006

[00:35:44] I remember thinking at the time was

[00:35:46] I just don't think that as a medium

[00:35:48] this is going to take off

[00:35:52] it just seemed like

[00:35:54] it was too much like a radio

[00:35:56] but not really radio

[00:35:58] in my mind I just thought it didn't really

[00:36:00] it wasn't really going to go anywhere

[00:36:02] you always got a finger on the pulse shot

[00:36:04] like new trends

[00:36:06] now podcast obviously like ridiculous

[00:36:08] of the charts so popular

[00:36:10] and so yeah

[00:36:12] we were kind of early pioneers

[00:36:14] so this is how you know what to do

[00:36:16] know how to produce a podcast

[00:36:18] so the band have come in handy

[00:36:20] they have come in handy

[00:36:22] combining exams and being a rock star

[00:36:24] would be possible

[00:36:26] but turns out it's

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